Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Family Naturism In Sweden

So Blonde

heroine Sunny is blonde, naive and stranded on a desert island. All things that I'm not. So I using an expert fetched. None other than personal Steffi storm has so adopted the Adventures of Blonde Wizarbox. Therefore, I also rantings about any further, but do like a place for Steffi's very first game test.

Yes, hello, dear reader. I am Stephanie Storm. One or the other might know me as an extremely competent and always dressed classy Wetterfee of Micks Blog. I test the adventure So Blonde probably because of Mick himself f aul daz u. because I am through my hair color just predestined. Additionally my placeholder friend at Amazon, which makes me per se to a skilled person.

As Boring

It was all going very exciting. After a short intro (unfortunately only in the form of a little animated sequence of images), I found myself with Sunny, the heroine of the adventure, stranded on a deserted island somewhere in the Caribbean again. can a) There are dozens of things on every screen b) Most people use it and not need it and not really: With the mouse I conducted the pixelated girl turned around and quickly discovered two things. For this load the game every time I enter a new area for a good two seconds, which is why I mean then faded in the intermediate image burnt into the memory has and I no longer even in my nightmares get rid of. If that knew my friend ...

The oh-so-funny on Sunny loading screens as di esem seen 100 hours long felt.

illogical Sun

Although the first few puzzles are as easy as obviously, I come soon to an object of the category "logic" without logic. For bring down a heavy ball from the cabinet, you can not shake it, then beaten with a hose dragged or simply stretch out the hand what needs to go to the proportions on the screen actually play. No, I get the ball weight until I threw a cork with it. Ah, all right. Why not use a cotton ball right?

least I'll keep it up gradually and finally land on a pirate ship. Sunny the way that you encountered people with the same old beaten questions ("Where's a phone?" "Is there a hotel here?") I feel just like those soon guaranteed enormous to my natural blonde curls.

storylos Sun

Several design Schnitzer later (including the famous . "You can take the subject, although there is nothing" and "You can fill the object is in exactly a very special container, although there are many more") I ask myself slowly but surely: WHERE EXACTLY IS THE STORY? After doing much more to be run as Sunny plenty aimlessly across the screen is not really the beginning. But then it's time. Totally unexpectedly, there is a cutscene. Well, a real cut scene it's actually not, because the scripted action runs completely in-game graphics, while the two main characters are tiny in the back of the screen. But at least I know that I'm probably somehow ended up on a pirate island which is ruled by the evil One-Eye. I probably will beat the boys also. Like me, this brings back home? No idea, but it is certainly not in the other four chapters. Only: A Bridge wants and wants, building is not easy. The story wobbles around somewhere between Monkey Iceland and light blonde joke. A clear common thread is missing.

stupid arranged: The scene between Morgan and Sunny runs completely in the background.

In any case, I always find plenty of lame Zwischenspielchen, Java deny their relationship impossible. Speaking of which remind me of all my Aunt Edna, a somewhat elderly image script that has been provided in Tricotronic games of the 70 years of service. Way to start you on falling objects, making arm-wrestling with a fish hook or tries to get hold of a key. Those things are just annoying, like Aunt Edna in her later years. Luckily, you can also just skip it. So the games, not those of her aunt. I wonder why these things were then built at all.

desolation and advancement for unnecessary: A s of the interludes.

After all, is drawn the proper costume graphics, Sunny but I can not hold a candle, but my friend has already thrown her behind one or the other view animated it looks pretty smoothly out. The backgrounds are nice, here I would really like a holiday. And "the" mood? So Sunny's organ of speech sounds very appropriate, that of most other actors too. Only now and then a dilettante has cheated in the supporting role spokesman. That sucks.

Well, and my conclusion? So Blonde save the reputation of blondes are not more. A whole bunch of the puzzles are illogical, references to solve it is actually never, not even a task list is maintained. The rest comes out about Adventure average not. And the lame story, I'm going to tell yourself at night when I sleep once again sitting around in Mick's Blog . Ah yes, the irritating sound still, the copy protection prevents the game runs on some computers. Dark sources whisper that only a no-cd patch will help. (Note from Mick: Hee, Steffi, that you can not just broadcasted including if such a bungling is very annoying, but that's illegal So, an example not dear reader,...!) I think I'd rather go back to Perry to star tour. Sunny's adventures are too bland. And that any painted Goat is not supposed to come up with the idea to do while my friend, beautiful eyes, or I'll follow her eye shadow with a branding iron and the ... .. [CENSORED].


Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Simulation Game Where You Get Pregnant Etc

Perry Rhodan

Quiz:

Who was the first man on the moon? How? Neil Armstrong? No, never heard of. Then I make it easier. With which words, the space adventure began for mankind? "One small step for me, one giant leap for mankind?" Nonsense wrong again. The words were. "In the main headquarters of the Nevada Bunker Fields, the electronic" nerve center "of the spaceport, the seemingly senseless zeal for all final launch preparations prevailed" and launched the very first Perry Rhodan novel one. And it said Major Perry was the first man on the moon. So, now it is out, the story was again put in perspective. Who me now does not believe a word has, of course, right. Nevertheless, his real hero Perry Rhodan a fellow astronaut Armstrong ahead: He has indeed acquired immortality. And not just because of his cell activator.

all started in September 1961 "with the Stardust," It should be noted the competitive price. Sigh, those were the days ...

page on 8 9. 1961, the first novel, about the space hero appeared, are come out now more than 2,400 stories alone in the pulp novel series. In addition, a number of paperbacks and spin-offs. Rhodan and Co. have a number of times the earth and the entire galaxy, including the various parallel worlds saved and made whole generations of sci-fi fans to the same kind. There were only computer games are now almost nonexistent, apart from the boring strategy game Operation East Side and a few half-baked stuffed from multimedia. But now, after almost half a century, the feat is achieved. The Adventure Perry Rhodan series not only invites fans to take off. Even with Perry who previously had little space helmet on is not Lost in Space.

hero without power
There is one major administrator of the solar empire ... uh no, that Perry is not already on for many years. But he is the most important man in the universe, but powerless. Unknown suspects stormed the home and takes refuge Perry's beloved friend Mondra Diamond. Unfortunately, our hero can not wish the bad guys as immediately afterwards, because Mr Bully precaution first hermetically sealed off the entire building, no one comes out. In addition to the villains of course. Also, the savior of the world must find another way grudgingly. So begins the adventure of the hitherto completely unknown 3D-IO team. In classical 2D view, which of course is rendered in 3D and motion scrolls happy and turns, moves to Perry at first only by a space station, and tried to escape from the involuntary prison. To this end, he replaced most of classic puzzle à la "Use object A 'with B object. Now and then you expect a few mini-games, such as when you crack a numerical code or a probe practically blind controlled through a maze.

Perry gets the blues . These aliens look like a cross between Big Mac and giraffe.

most of the puzzles are quite logical, every now and then entirely straightforward. That one can read an X-ray glasses scratch marks, of course are self-Other tasks are not always so clear. Like when you first find a specific ship part in order to get to a keyword. Now and then it gets really illogical. So it goes at the end of the second chapter continues only when Perry found a very well hidden in the graphics component. Only then starts an automatic cut-scene and the adventure progresses. The trouble here, no one tells the player that he must track down the thing. Fortunately, such places are rare, usually you will find all entrained items fast and can therefore puzzling.

Mr. Clean in clean look
Perry Rhodan would say about the video: "The optics breaks no Haluter from the urge laundering", meaning that the graphics but pretty jewelry looks like, but sterile and very good is. Render sequences are rare. In addition, you realize that much of that little money was available for it. The voice acting is quite well done, although only the second Guard-known voice actor is used. After all, Perry even gotten one of the best speakers of the game.

The graphics are rendered in great detail, but looks generally very sterile.

Perry Rhodan is an adventure of the old school, which does not define the genre. Moreover, the possibility of all objects is usable display, very impractical, you can click on the objects but only when the self-running sequence is completed. And always be Perry in part to cover quite long distances to pick up item A and then use it at seven screens remote location B. This is the story well and offers both series fans, as well as incorporation consent Newcomers an epic adventure. You must have read to follow the turbulent (at times even funny) action can by no means all of 2400 novels. Basic knowledge series (Who's who and why is this?) But much easier to get started. However, with the tension not all the time and always breaks back together again. To the genre classics Perry Rhodan is of course not approach. Compared to the mediocre competition Major Rhodan is way to the stars but a worthwhile trip into worlds that has yet to enter any player. (Mic)